GAZ-13 is a play within a play where everything goes to [BIRD]shit. In tradition of reviving Russian classics, a taxidermy Seagull is onstage. And nobody knows how it got there.

A controversial director throws his hail mary. The actors are tired of him. The crew are sick. His dream show finally shatters when an unwanted guest walks through the stage door. What does she want to do?
Perform.

And worse yet... the unsuspecting audience walk straight to an orchestration of-off ooofof-ofoffofofooffo [END TRANSMISSION]